The line for the opening credits of this episode is "Featuring Sparky, the invisible elf" The title is a reference to "Moby Dick" by Herman Melville. The whole episode is a parody of Moby Dick.
I’ve never believed those silly “the NFL is scripted” conspiracies. Mostly because that would require WAY too many people to keep their traps shut about it, but also because it usually sounds like ...