Goatboy here back in the day, lots of 40K players loved to do a lot of Counts-As conversions stuff to cover unique armies.   Here's some of the best ones ones I remember in the days of yore.
In a column published a couple of months ago, I made a joke about outlawing cabaret in Branson, Missouri. It was completely hypothetical and meant as a punchline to a club name I made up on the spot.
South Florida Water Management District is in its second year of managing a Python Removal Program. Winners win cash prizes.